Bursting into ‘Uptown Funk‘, you start the dance moves which are totally lost on the injured man.
His eyes are closed and he cups his ears, which only encourages you more. You prance over to him and pull the hands away, trying to pull him onto his feet.
He remains rooted to the floor, looking up at you in disbelief as you go through the chugging dance moves of Bruno Mars.
When you finish, you ask if he wants an encore.
He begins crying.